Seventeen tracks of bad vibes and sinister sounds from two of the wizards who brought you SOCKEYE and FOSSIL FUEL plus one other idiot. Even the most hearing-impaired fans of early BUTTHOLE SURFERS, JERRY CLOWER and severely-damaged HAWKWIND records will find it challenging to endure this nightmare soundtrack of regressive retard rock in one sitting. Explore the lowest depths of alcohol-fueled dementia while simultaneously reaching new heights of terrifying pleasure in ways previously thought impossible! Somewhere between bewildering annoyance and absolute brilliance lies PONTIUS PIRATE. Could this be the record that finally ruins music for you completely? Dab the wound, wipe away the vomit and order without hesitation. Like a real man do!